He usually comes into the bathroom when I wash my hair. And he always comes in to bark at me to tell me how much he doesn't approve of the hair dryer.
While I was drying off from my shower he went downstairs and got up to no good. When my hair was in the state that could barely be called dry I went into the kitchen. I found the bag of groceries I left dragged across the floor. He opened up a bag of whole wheat hamburger buns and was in the process of eating the last one. I yelled his name and he regurgitated what was on the way down. (The equivalent of two buns.) Which he proceeded to clean up while I got a paper towel.
Now I'm going to be spending my afternoon/evening taking him on frequent walks.
Seriously... this dog is a walking stomach.